She said "I only hook up with guys I'm dating"
So... What happend then?
We dated for an hour, i broke up with her after. BOOM.
Oh my god! She wrote the word ''hi'' in HAIR on the shower wall. What the fuck?!
Sober December ended when I found beer behind my bed...I lost $2000 but spent 6 hours sober. Meet me at the bar?
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
His pick up line was "your one sexy pumpkin, I'd love to carve." Why would you let me go home with him?
The least you could do before I go into your room is throw away the condom wrapper from the other girl I know you're banging.
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
I want to be the sort of person he can respect in the morning once the drugs wear off.
i think the last part kind of negates the first part there
So the pizza place just called me after an hour saying they don't have dough
At least you didn’t announce to an entire bar you’ve eaten pussy, and then knocked your beer over.
I'm eating shredded cheese and chugging coke, until I can function again. I'm tingling everywhere
His boxer smelled like clean laundry while I was giving him head. It was delightful, like sucking a dick in a spring meadow.
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
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