IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
time to smoke my breakfast
who knew i was capable of sobriety and human-like emotions all in the same night?
i think i traded my wallet for a tim hortons gift card.
To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
He recognized me by my ass from about 15 yards away. I must have a REALLY nice ass.
Ugh did we play golf last night and did you by chance hit my head with a club or a ball?
Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
My throw up tasted like pumpkin, fall is right around the corner.
We fucked to Bonnie Tyler in my car. He's the one.
His dog ate the vibrator. The WHOLE vibrator. We spend the morning after trying to make it vomit up the battery. Why does this always happen to me?
can we not speak foreign languages when I'm on drugs
Right before he dumped me... he got a really ugly pair of pants. They were twill pants. A pinkish color. When I'm sad... I picture him in them. It makes me smile.
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