you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
going to the gym drunk. fuck whoever made basketball season and getting a spring break ready body in the same season.
I'm going to look like a jackass in the Mexican newspaper tomorrow.
Not sure if he was actually hot or hot in a "he brought a live chicken to the party" kinda way but I got his # regardless
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
like seriously. this whole place is the shit. like i can move clouds. no other way to explain it but i can fucking move clouds.
Wtf are freshmen gonna think when the first thing they see in a pale 6'4 white kid with a mustache yelling ya man and we be liming in a Trinidadian accent
Change the recording on your voicemail. He found your number and my ass print on the car hood.
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
I'm going to be fiscally responsible and buy a handle.
you got coffee,laid,and a sandwich. that never happens when I work
Should I be flattered that she mumbled "You're the king of my face" before passing out?
Thanks to a bad fart decision during a production meeting, I am now on my way to Target to buy new pants. How is your day?
After all this I still can't spell gonorrhoea without autocorrect
Your penis caused this!
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