I think I just was a dick to Paul Rudd.
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
why isn't there a fb relationship option that says 'still banging my ex'
Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
I just jerked it so loud the neighbor banged on their floor. maybe my wife got the point
Lowest moment of my life just occurred. I literally threw up all over myself in front of my parents.
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
He kept stopping sex to whisper in my ear, and the only thing I could understand was "double stuffed oreos"
A guy with the name Pootie Tang winked st me and a guy that doesn't speak English messaged me. These are my choices?
I'm turning twenty & the only honorable way to exit my teens is by slapping the fuck outta the bag. You better be in.
Just gave candy to a strange child. Not my best move.
He just kept mumbling that he was too drunk for society and then he peed in a bush
Wednesday is good, I needed the head count for the orgy, caroling can happen with as few as 2 people. There will be a pinata.
For the caroling or the orgy?
Sorry dude, one minute I was flirting with a bachelorette party from Dallas and the next I’m being tied to the bed by the bride
Trying to wrangle us an invite to the wedding
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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