Listen: if you or anyone else at work finds a starfish in a bowl, just leave it. It'll be gone by next week.
Better yet, if you find it can you put it in the mini-fridge in your office for safe keeping? Spanks.
And if it's going to get me in trouble, maybe just don't mention that I know anything about it.
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
ya and he came three minutes into it because he didnt have sex all summer
oh that makes more sense i knew you arent that good
the only reason why im excited to go home for break is to finally eat real fucking food and have normal bowel movements.
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
She just kept screaming you name over and over. Im starting to think this is my alarm clock
He told me that I smelled like a Glade Plug-in, then sang the Menard's jingle in it's entirety in between kissing me.
So help me Jesus we're never drinking together again. But weekends don't count. Amen.
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
I wasn't that drunk, I know my limits. When peeing became difficult I stopped taking shots.
Far be it from me to tell you where you store your dildos but from an interior decorating standpoint not fucking there
I blacked out and when I woke up and looked at the counter.. there was a full cake upside down. I dont even understand ...
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