your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
Turn sideways at McDonald's = actual directions to a winery
Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
And before you get all mad cause I said "nipples," I actually discarded "you are so wet right now" and "you have such a raging clit-on right now."
That's called being sensitive.
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
Haha, how do I word that nicely? "You got me to the edge of no return twice and failed to let me orgasm, therefore you owe me chicken nuggets or hot wings. Your decision"
Getting drunk at 9 am is not a super power.
I'm just saying, if you haven't been dropped off at a Wawa at 5:30 in the morning by 3 cop cars, you're missing out
I've only fucked to 2 Fleetwood Mac songs, that must be why my life feels so empty.
You seem to be avoiding the poop question. How did you poop on your hand?
I love you. Go after that dick
what is considered shitting yourself?
Like my underwear wasn't soiled, but there was definitely a departure from my asshole.
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