I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
i told her that she could bring as many friends as she wanted and then she asked how many people i could fit in my bed...BEST. DAY. EVERRRR.
Why did I wake up this morning with 10 tally marks on my hand and a penis drawn on my tits?
would you kill someone to have someone deliver pancakes to you when you were high?
New drinking game: take a shot everytime Jay-Z is played during the NFL draft.
i'll just tell him I slept with them both because we needed to compare notes
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
I woke up tied to my bed while she was in the corner staring at me while eating cereal. Interesting night!
She seems less like a roommate, and more like a homeless person who snuck into your apartment.
Got home. All the lights were on. All the doors were unlocked. My room was covered in beads, there's puke in the sink and of course our toilet is still broke. I'd say it was a decent Mardi Gras
Considering who their parents are, maybe you should use vodka for the baptism.
So i just remembered that thing i use to do with your butt because of shark week.
Got 2 free lines of blow from some random guys on the side of 13th street.....how's your Sunday going?
Where you been?
Please tell me this is a booty call
Next time you decide to post pictures of yourself in your underwear on facebook, please don't tag me as your bulge.. My mom spent 10 minutes looking for me in that picture. I had to tell her I was hiding.
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