i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
I just discovered cum stains from two different guys on my wall. I don't know whether to be proud or horrified.
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
you left me with this keg alone. this is on your hands
A man and his most likely hooker just bought us Taco Bell.
Do you participate in Sunday morning booty calls?
Dammit! I didn't see this message, of course I do.
I just shotgunned a beer and my lipstic didnt BUDGE. MERICUHH
looked up people from my old yearbooks. 3 ex boyfriends are gay. im getting drunk now.
I'm still drunk dear. I just woke up 3 feet from the front door with 20 dollars worth of taco bell in my hands.
Guy just walked into the bathroom with only socks on and took a 5second shit. It is taking me longer to type this than for him to shit, wash hands, and leave the bathroom. WTF? Still wondering why he only had socks on.
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
i got drunk and started dancing with the plant because you were out of town
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