Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
Thanks for the three minutes of sex tonight.
dude sorry about putting my finger in your butt last nite i was wasted and thought it was mine
i could't wear that belt anymore, it was gonna make me keep shitting for the rest of the night
you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
Drinking a bawls. If I'm dead when you get home, yes, they are poisoned.
did you just take a shot to penises and friendship?
Lesbians had sex in my bed last night. It's a thing of pride
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
I'm like a freaking volcano of life and sexual frustrations
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
What you have to understand is that our lives aren't a disappointment so much as they crashed and burned with lethal doses of radiation and dog shit.
Randomize
