All I want to do is go home, strip down to my pants, get in the shower and pee down my leg
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
he was CRYING into my vagina
do people really wait til 5 oclock to start drinking in real life?
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
A-plus on my thesis. I deserve the blowjob to end all blowjobs. And I wanna wear a crown while you do it.
Just woke up with my keys in one hand and cheesecake in the other.
Ok so I could say "im sorry"...but instead ill just say "unsupervised...jager...military guys...green school bus called the juice box...and HUGE dick"
my heart is telling me chinese, but my head is telling me beer.
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
There was a comma in between her and dick. I was calling you a dick. Jesus.
I swear to God if you fuck my cousin I will fuck your dad.
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