weddingsv make me drug and hornr
Mr. Last Night just informed me I told him to be very quiet when he left this morning and high-fived him as a goodnight kiss. Drunk me is slutty and manly.
Just walked by a guy on campus YELLING 'Im still hammered'
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
He told me he was a psychology major, and I responded by asking him where he hid his vagina.
Trying to convince my mother to let me take some of my sisters Lortab to sell is not going well
I still havent gotten an apartment yet, so I crash random college parties...get so drunk and then sleep on their couch
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
Nothing is worse than post drunken playoff baseball loss sex
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
I just had to close my blinds so my neighbors wouldn't see me drinking a beer at 9 am. GO CHIEFS!
Slept on the bathroom floor again. I hope when I turn 28 I’ll stop doing that
I just smoked weed out of a tomahawk, then chased an armadillo with said tomahawk, I love my life.
omg girl... i cut your hair last night. tell me it looks okay!? i saw hair on the counter and i said ohhh nooo
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