You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
Whoa Z and x make the same sound
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
The bong broke. we're having a little funeral followed by an inaugeration service for the new one
Today might be the day that I legitimately throw up in my saxophone.
Will you please bring me a line of coke at work without asking questions?
I BIT YOU IN THE DINING ROOM. I bit you and you crunched
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
The last thing I remember was wearing a sombrero and trying to do cartwheels in the club
You did one successfully. Then smashed into the wall
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
We knew we were dealing with a pro when some random guy at the bar thew you over his shoulder and you still didn't spill your drink
Strangely enough, that's not the first time that's happened
I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
It's going to turn into you and me throwing down in a devastating lip-synch battle while everyone else stands around awkwardly.
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
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