She said her name was "party"
I cant date a girl that sucks dick at sucking dick
I look like a sausage in jean shorts, you should have woken up earlier and approved my outfit.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
we fucked while he was on the clock. He didnt even take off his bullet proof vest. Dont tell me thats not bad ass.
In hindsight, trust falling your grandma was a bad idea. Sorry about that.
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
you know you have a brother who cares when he hands you a piece of pizza before you pass out from too many bong hits
I'm having an emotional breakdown watching baby sloths on YouTube you need to come save me from myself.
The extent of "getting it in" was this creepy guy sticking his finger in my bellybutton
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
Did I mention I hooked up with another country star? I think I need some sort of trophy for each time, yah know? Or like a sash and I win a badge or patch for each person. Like a slutty Girl Scout.
My fire has petered out without you
My Peter has fired out without you
That might be the most romantic thing you’ve said to me, unfortunately.
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