I don't know if it's her mysterious past or atrocious grammar, but I think I'm in love.
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
i dont know if you remember blowing your vomity nose directly into my hand...yeah thanks for that
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
It started out just like any other night: was watching a Zach Effron movie, drinking tequila out of a water bottle. I don't understand how this got out of hand.
I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
What's up with the fire hydrant in the laundry room?
The second I see you we're shot gunning beers
It's gonna be 8 o'clock in the morning
And your point is?
Marry me
not a day goes by that I don't wish you were here or I there. Today it was because I had the desire to get high and go look at the jellyfish at the aquarium and you're the perfect buddy for that.
She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
idk how many shots you took between 2:39 and 3:05, but your message went from "Please text me tomorrow." to "Why you sto textom?"
He lit my hand on fire and bought me chicken nuggets. I'm in love.
You left me a note that said "The Earth is blowing up. Bring the Rosé." WTF.
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