My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
She is totally STD
Is it a bad omen that my phone auto corrects dtf to STD
She passed out in my bed last night before anything happened. She felt really bad about that, so she gave me head when we woke up this morning.
his penis was the training wheels of my sex life
I ended up giving him head, i think it was mostly a defensive move so that he wouldn't discover i was wearing those onesy spanx
I knew as soon as I saw that pole that I was going to wake up the next morning with bruises.
I want to do something romantic. Like gargle champagne before I put your dick in my mouth.
I know. He gave me a hug and i was like jesus i can just feel the std through your sweatshirt
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
Can't talk right now. I'm doing tequila shots with my professor at some Mexican bar. That's how I prepare for finals.
I was going through my mom's stuff to find her xanax, and I found her vibrators instead. Plural. That is like the opposite of what I wanted.
You were asking her how her mother would feel if y'all dated, etc. And I was yelling at you your girlfriends name over and over again in between gags and sobs.
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
I found half a candy bar in my bra today... Melted to my nipple. What a mess. It was still good though.
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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