Rylan was made in your driveway. Just thought, as godfather, you should know.
We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
You threw up with your ski mask on still.
I used to be terrified of what was under your bed until I passed out there last night. Now it just feels like home.
When were you at my house?
...if you're living vicariously thought me, that was a great blow job you just gave in the B&N parking lot.
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
People shouldn't leave you two alone together. You're just going to end up having sex.
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
She said if her future children dont have blue eyes she wont love them
I may or may not have just let Ash Ketchum capture my wild Pikachu in a parking lot.
I threw up through my nose tonight. Happy cinco de mayo
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
I might be a bit late, couldn't find my pants and had to go to the police station. Unrelated
Oral sex and brunch. The perfect sunday morning.
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