Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
It's hipsters with their motorcycle cop mustaches, moccasins, douchey irony, and department stores to supply their independent conformity
Something's gotta give!
You know your in college when you decide house chores with games of beer pong...
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
Is it wrong that I want to take the baby bump in her facebook pictures as "meal-ticket"?
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
HIV testing and a light brunch. Sounds like a great way to spend Christmas Eve.
Maybe you'll have a Christmas miracle
Awk. Hanging with her while messaging her ex about sex injuries he gave me
There's a kid in the back of the class drinking out of a flask. Like what is going on?
NOW HE'S DRINKING OUT OF A HANDLE. WHO IS THIS KID?
Is it bad that I'm using the photo I took for my fake ID as my linkedin profile pic?
You grabbed my dick don't call me son
He asked if we were going to take advantage of his drunken state. When we said no he tired to show us what we were missing out on. It was so sad it almost made him cute.
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
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