That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
lets start a swedish sibling band together
i just did my hair and make up to walk our dogs.. I hate being the single roommate
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
Rule number one to being a good adult: don't use your vagina as an icebreaker. Just some wisdom I thought I'd pass down from experience.
We celebrated International Women's Day by spending $700 and taking our tops off at the strip club
The boys offered to pay but we went halfs because we're feminists
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
tom claimed she had a star tattooed around her buttonhole. i am not prepared for this era of skankyness
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
Current status: so high that I'm unable to have coherent conversation with my mom, but still knew that when my dad said "shpritzy white stuff" I understood that he was trying to think of "whipped cream."
That text took me 10 minutes.
My dad called me in the middle of the night, drunk on vodka, asking for references on the Irish alphabet.
Little does she know that you've out-sourced your conscience to a girl who doesn't even wear pants on a regular basis
I walked into your room and you were wearing party beads, a foam finger, and reading the dictionary. Good night?
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
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