no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
My life would be so much easier if i could just ride around in the cash cab all day
This hangover is way worse than all my relationships
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
It was good I woke up with my mattress on top of me. I walked around naked the whole night as people wished my Happy Birthday.
I don't know man, I have to ask my girlfriend if I can borrow my balls from her purse.
he has a party story that rivals our "PTSD- soldier-with-a-knife" party story. I'm pretty sure this is part of some prophecy.
The bar would not accept my money. I have reached God status here
I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex
I smell like playdoh, sex, and ruined lives. I love the weekend
I'm only coming over if you have cocaine or a snickers bar
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
I legit measured his penis against my chapstick and it was too close to call. So that was my night.
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
i fucked his best friend. once right next door to him. i'm pretty sure that could be called sweet revenge.
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