I was at the bar last night dancing, puking in a trash can, and ordering another drink all at the same time. Have I lost my dignity?
haha no as long as you did hook up with anybody after that.
... oops
even in my darkest moments, having another person eat my jizz would make me smile
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
When did I go from having sugar daddies to being one? And does it count as a tax write off?
My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
Letting Freddy Krueger eat me out = HAPPY HALLOWEEN TO ME!!!
I still think it's strange your mom saw me 93% naked with a Santa hat on and a raging boner. Tis the season right?
Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
The couple in the apartment next to mine are both opera singers. I’m never sure if I’m hearing them banging or doing vocal warm-ups.
God does not give you boobs that amazing to not share them with your friends
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
I'm hung over and my mom made me go to church. I feel like such a sinner.
I need an aspirin and some dignity.
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