We were so bored at work tonight that we were in dry storage taking turns pouring the boxed wine we use for cooking into each others' mouths. I think I'm starting to understand the "problem" aspect of "drinking problem."
My face smells like vagina and Im on my way to court. Fuck.
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
He is the Donovan McNabb of stuff up his ass. Tell me that tomorrow. Too high to remember.
Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
you want a dog just so you can strap a barrel of hot chocolate around its neck?
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
Apparently nick called me at 3 in the morning looking for you because you ate your keys and ran away..do I need to call an ambulance.
They are going to name an STD after you.
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
I'm going to the store to get corona, salad, and blunt wraps...
I flushed a potato down the toilet so now we have to live in a hotel.
His bedroom is the preferred destination of MILFs, cougars, recent divorcees and sexually frustrated wives
His penis is my hero
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