For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
Went home with a 29 year old from the bar. Life lesson: 9 year olds stay up late sometimes
he farted when he came. not the best ending to my day.
i think it was just a coincidence but she literally vomited the second she saw my penis.
im laying here in the parking lot drinking a warm coke, prob still drunk, feeling like i need to apologize to everyone i know
Talking about the game in the closet with a banana wearing sunglasses.
she just came into my room, drunkenly shoved six dollars into my bra and told me to spend it on chicken wings.
all time personal low: room service guy going "You want french fries AND onion rings???"
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
Woke up with your brother in my bed...where do you want me to return him?
Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
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