We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
I just found a beer bottle in my xmas tree while disassembling it. God, I'm going to miss the holidays.
I told my mom happy mother's day then rubbed my belly and said "Oh, and happy grandmother's day too..." She started sobbing. You were right, that wasn't the best way to tell her.
I think my hand is broken. But his nose definitely is
Drunkkker than when I told the drag queen she was prettier than me
Someone asked me what I was drinking, I was drinking rum, but I was also eating starbursts so i told them "daiquiris"
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
Dude so last night I was eating out my gf and her kitten climbed onto my back and fell asleep. AND SHE DIDN'T NOTICE FOR LIKE 10 MINUTES
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
Love waking up to a new contact named “Pizza” btw
This is the third time this month a guy I’m not dating has dumped me. How is this even possible???
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