you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
his status popped up and said 'probably going to jail.' it took everything i had not to press the like button
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
I just fell off my chair and knocked over the table. People are staring. That hungover.
I'm ashamed of you 12 hours later and 200 miles away
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
Hungover playing piano at a baptism I am the PICTURE of class I feel like I should be struck by lightning
How many times is too many times to use the word 'fuck' in my thesis?
It was dumb but not something to force me into sobriety
Appearently I went across the hall last night demanding to ride my neighbors moose... How much did I drink?
Happy 4 year arrest-aversary! I promise no thanksgiving has been as eventful as that one haha..
You know, finding my first grey pube at 34 is FAR more distressing than finding that first grey hair at 13.
I DO NOT FUCKING WANT OR NEED THIS INFORMATION!
if I hear Wonderful Christmastime one more time I'm putting my foot up Paul McCartney's ass.
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