Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
so howd the 'mom i only play with condoms' conversation go?
Just got back from doctors appt. He lied. It wasn't a pimple on his dick.
That fucking fat Asian kid that NOBODY invited is stuck in the dryer again
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
I've been crying in my room listening to Billy Joel for 2 hours. Thank God Four Loko was banned.
Plus my stomach has been speaking through my ass all day sending notes saying "fuck you" and "this is from your liver" or "i will kill you."
My clothes are covered in blood and I feel like I drank a gallon of elephant cum...it's safe to say I'm hungover
she just called me the flavor packet to her ramen noodles. get me the fuck out of here.
That's just weird. That doesn't make sense sexually at all. I mean, you might as well tape a pen to the tip and try and write your name while you're at it.
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
it was just another one of those moments where you unfriendzone a friend you assumed to be gay
It's cuz all she eats is salt lick, human souls, and fast food
Finally finished unpacking shit from school n found a bra with no idea whose it is... I miss college so much it hurts sometimes
Can I borrow a thong? I’m having drinks with a cute boy tonight and I’m out of clean underwear
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