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I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak
Mom is telling us about the time she drank her own breast milk. Help.
Just wana tell you im wearing assless jorts tonight. Ive been waiting my whole life for this.
i am one more weekend without sex away from dosing him with viagra and locking ourselves into a closet.
I think a girl on my floor is watching zombie porn. There is literally no other description for the noise coming from her room.
Got home and told boyfriend what happened. He was like "you made out with a guy you call Balls Deep?" and hi-fived me.
2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
Holy shit last night was like the irresponsible Olympics for me
Hungover. No words. Just memes.
Some guy is here to get laser hair removal on his balls. I hate my job.
Two questions: is there going to be a bathroom at this party, and can we fuck in it. This will define whether or not I enjoy going to parties with you.
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
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