I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
He spent most of his night trying to convince people that he had changed and was no longer a sleazebag...he had his nut hanging out of his pants about an hour later.
Kill yourself wednesday started off with a bang, and im pretty sure im still drunk from tequila tuesday.
im calling her cock vulture from now on
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
Showerbowl immediately followed by pullups naked. I feel like fucking Tarzan
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
After giving a back rub to someone in the bathroom of the theater, he ripped an "employees must wash hands" sign off the wall to prove that he could and proceeded to hang it up in his house.
You told me my blanket felt like ground beef.
Remind me to tell you how I've been deaf since Sunday at 1245
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
He sent me off with a naked dance ending in a meat swing. I don't think I'll be seeing him again.
I love you. You know I enjoy the constant sex noises
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