After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
That bad?
Full length cargo pants, running shoes, and a partial unibrow. Alcohol really is blinding.
If I wake up with an unknown penis in me one more time I am literally going to press charges to the makers of tequila.
Your message cut off at "shit on the floor". Your life is incredible.
Everyone was in jail by 10:30. I'd say it was a successful bachelor party.
... Cuz there's nothing like having your two male roommates catching you have a good cry in the driveway at 9am on a Wednesday.
Got drunk and passed out flintstone vitamins to everyone at the bar. I'm just so god damn motherly
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
Kinda awkward to hear your aunt complain about loose women when you're in town to be a stunt dick for a swingers convention. Just sayin.
if you come you're not allowed to wear pants. if you arrive wearing pants you won't be wearing them long.
... and this time i WILL NOT make out with anyone dressed as batman.
My roommate walked in on my inserting a tampon. Somehow, I don't think this will be improving our relationship.
You can have my vag. Its useless without you.
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