absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
Giving me the bigger bowl of ramen isn't considered "romantic"
Just thought you should know the man you CHOSE to father your children has once again fallen asleep on the toilet. thanks mom
Apparently coming home smelling like I took a bath in beer is frowned upon in this household. I'm so glad I don't actually live here.
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
We looked in every room for condoms... It was the sexiest scavenger hunt ever.
Just left a strip club where they let me on stage to teach them tricks. Time of my life!
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
I hope none of us try to run for public office one day
Sometimes in life you just have to realize the security deposit isn't worth it.
Remember when we made out in a Chik-Fil-A drive thru?
There's a fly in my room repeatedly throwing itself at my window, and I feel it's really symbolic of what I want to do with my future
How was that girls surprise party last night?
Got absolutely destroyed tried to put somebody's leather jacket on and make out with their mother. You know.. the norm
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