A homeless man in dtwn SF was blasting lil wayne and singing at the top of his lungs. I kinda wanted to give him my life savings
i wish starbucks made bloody marys
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
He just tagged everyone he's slept with this year in a 'memories of 2011' tweet
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
No no don't get confused. We do chemistry homework on Thursdays. We screw on Fridays. Other than that, Words With Friends is our only communication five days a week. We are NOT dating.
Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
Last night when you stole the construction sign you told me to tell you that first you did it for the money Than you did it for the music But mostly you did it for your family
Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
What do you want to swallow. Press 1 whiskey press 2 rum
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
I was thirsty after the sex and it was a long trek back to res so naturally I stole chocolate milk from his fridge as I left
Don't remember our skype call last night too well, but did I pee while skyping you?
"I feel morally obligated to vote for him since he's my drug dealers dad"
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