i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
i got us presents. or arrested. we shall see!
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
This morning is cloudy with a high chance of vomiting all over the dentist. Stay tuned for further updates.
i also performed surgery on a chicken burrito from what i can tell from my scissors
He was hiding behind my bedroom door. at noon. Wearing a t shirt. And a condom. Not attractive.
No no, there's drunk and then there's 'spooning with lawn gnomes' drunk.
I'm drinking wine alone, eating leftovers, and cleaning my sex toys. For the love of god, do not graduate.
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
You don't know true terror until you get stuck in a porta potty while frying your face off.
Idk man, we spent like 20 mins arguing about the moral ambiguity of fucking in someone else's car
I just sent him a message bearing my soul about how much he means to me as a friend and his first response is "are you drunk?"
Shit like this is why I'm a bitch to everyone.
Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
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