Just got yelled at by a priest...again.
it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
I passed out and woke up with my pockets full of Lucky Charms cereal and chocolate coins. Another successful St Pattys Day.
this is random but who was banging in the shower in our condo?
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
I feel like my chances would have been better if I hadn't told her "I need to fuck you before you leave."
Guys, Black Friday does not exist in the world of dealing. Stop texting me asking what my deals are.
A kid in my class today just asked if we have class on the 17th, then announced that he couldn't go anyways because it was the day after his 21 and he was going to be too hungover
I need to have sex. It's becoming like a matter of public safety.
Oh and apparently something happened that was related to "THIS IS SPARTA" but no one will tell me what I did.
So I'm going to blame my boobs hurting on that.
I just want you to know that watching you throw up out of a cab in the McDonald's drive thru was probably the highlight of my night.
I JUST NEEDED TO TELL YOU I JUST FUCKED TWO BOYS IN THE SPAN OF LIKE THREE HOURS AND ONE OF THEM WAS MY SISTERS PROM DATE FROM HIGH SCHOOL IM LOWKEY BOTH PROUD AND ASHAMED
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