2:45a: Any chance you got 3000 bucks on you?
Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
i remember introducing him to all my posters and making him be extra nice to frank sinatra and bob dylan before he fucked me
u got into a flexing contest with a dude in bathroom in the mirror at the club
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
Dude she said she'd let me snort a line off her ass now I just have to wait for them to break up
Right. Will do. I'll call you if I need a ride. (that is a double meaning, go with it.)
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
I am his drunk Jesus. I will love him from afar because he's my little lamb
He won a jackpot and invited his ex girlfriend over to have sex on 5grand
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
I was pretty sure he wouldn't be into me after I fucked his brother, and then his best friend, and yet, here I am doing lines off his stomach
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