Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
just walked past a girl in her cap and gown puking her brains out beside a tree. her friends were taking pictures of her.
i don't know how it's possible. but i just bought groceries for a week with the money i made off returning empties
I've been very busy/drunk lately... Sorry.
You're an asshole. I don't want your dick as my background. I'll look like I have a thumb fetish.
I started scrolling back in our texts looking for context and a picture of your dick rose like the Great Pumpkin in the middle of my screen.
Come here I'm naked
And I want mozzarella sticks
It's not even noon and I've had 3 people call me a savage, one of them said it in reference to the blow job I gave them. So I guess you could say it's going to be a good weekend
5 seconds ago I had no idea that a fart could travel so fastly thru the tanning bed. I taste it in the back of my neck.
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
You proposed a left ass cheek firmness contest and got a surprising number of contestants. Then you ruined it by groping someone who wasn't playing and awarding them first place.
Randomize
