well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
I just shotgunned a beer alone in the bathroom...what do you expect from me
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
Any day that has a special name thats capitalized means you need to need to call in sick and get day drunk. That's why they are there.
She keeps feeding me drugs. Its like I'm her baby bird or something
I turned around and there were three 10 year old kids running around with sparklers. Weirdest college part ever.
Welcome to Philly.
I think my nap took me to another dimension
I'm the kind of girl who misses her mouth when trying to eat, do you honestly think I'm coordinated enough to wear heels during sex?
I'm too depressed to masturbate. This election is the worst.
It just makes sense. It's like I end a relationship, and wash myself of sin... with tequila.
you are singlehandedly the most cursed object the universe ever conceived
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
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