this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
I feel like Tiger Woods should send Jesse James a gift basket or something...
Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
Finding out he was uncircumcised by feeling his foreskin in my mouth was NOT ideal. New rule. Lights ALWAYS on.
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
No he exists. Who else tells me no matter how drunk I am to pull out. He's watching over me so my bastard doesn't get created.
I'm trying to seductively eat these M&M's to let her know its on
Yeah i just finished watching someone play ping pong with his penis it didn't fully register until after a few seconds
so the kid in line in front of me at walmart just bought roses and a Plan B pill. Happy Valentines Day.
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
jusy threw up in the airport bathroom. I am no longer thankful for fireball.
I just had sex with a man wearing a Darth Vader helmet....he pressed the voice button the whole time that said "I am your father". I don't think I can ever come back from this
She fucked the dishwasher AND the manager.
Well, she isn't a classist. You've got to give her that.
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
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