I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
she was drooling, sharted in her sleep, rolled over stuck her hand under the covers pulled it back out, smelled it and moaned and rolled back over. i almost added puke to the disgusting bodily fluid category.
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
This titty bar has wifi. I just did FaceTime stage side
I feel like I'm taking part in a surprise porno. At least my hair looked good.
when i first looked at you, you weren't wearing any pants. but then i realized you had them around your neck as a cape.
I figure that my generation of my family needs an alcoholic. I'll take that burden.
This ER has an aquarium in it!!!
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
I never thought I would have to arrest my own parents on a sunday night
Soooo you know how I said I was trying to be a rational adult? Well that led to me fucking a rational adult today.
Well she's 'call Wayne Gretzky a whore' drunk so you tell me.
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