Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
JACOB AND UGLY BROKE UP
and then he said that some chick told him he danced like an epileptic on crystal meth. he then proceeded to demonstrate this statement, which i can testify is 100% accurate.
my roommate and her friend got reaallllly high last night and it looks like they played scrabble. one of their words is "nippal"
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
You gave the cab driver your pants as collateral while you ran in the house for money.
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
Don't talk about his dick. That's mine. There's a copyright on it. Use with permission
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
It looks like I colored my belly button red at some point
That awkward moment when the dude you blew on camera in college friend requests you on Facebook.
Who is this?!????
That awkward moment when you think you're texting a friend the above statement, but instead you text a stranger.
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
Knowing that porn stars want to fall in love is the weirdest thing I've found to be beautiful recently. I'm so lonely.
Are you playing pokemon in the dark and sexting? I can't be mad at that.
you know it was a good night when you wake up with a medal around your neck
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