when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
I think I sharted a yagerbomb.
She looks like an uncircumcised penis in a hat.
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
Giving me the bigger bowl of ramen isn't considered "romantic"
i almost burnt down an apartment complex. little busy, get back to you later
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
One of those nights had to have been when we tried to walk through the McDonald's drive through -- and then got in the car with complete strangers. And stole their hamburgers.
she cut her forehead open playing a drunken game of pin the tail on the donkey and now she's having a panic attack.
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
Hold on - sidebar. My best friend just threw a 40 pack of condoms through my window.
I am the only person I know ever to have been brought TO the bar in the back of a cop a car. Twice.
If you buy me a steak I will make the extra effort to ride you. If not, I'm just gonna lay there.
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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