i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
sooo... you have no idea who nailed their tubesocks to my wall?
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
I have a fever. Last thing I need to do tonight is be elbow deep in old lady pussy.
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
I just want my kids to know I fucked some really hot dudes before their father.
You're going to scar your kids
*tries to be fun and flirty* *literally gets peed on*
Let's celebrate our country being screwed by screwing.
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
Definitely went to court without a bra and panties because Mr. LastNight’s dog stole them. I guarantee you I was the only lawyer going commando in court
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