i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
I'm pretty hammered, I'll elaborate tomorrow
Dude, I'm so high in the forest and I think I'm in a bear den.
There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
i hope you realize that ur overconfidence only gave me one orgasm out of all the times we had sex. that's like a 1% success rate. u might wanna rethink how amazing you are.
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
He pushed a skinny white blonde out of the way just to tell me "you have the finest ass, like ever."
I have never loved a nerdy white boy this much.
I put ketchup in a girls hair last night. I need a sorry balloon
She started giving me head while we were watching the Walking Dead premiere, WORST BJ EVER.
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
I woke up naked wrapped in a wolf blanket on the bathroom floor
i think the people from taco bell are onto us. they had my order ready today at 3am BEFORE I even got there.
I have a mild substance abuse problem, but I'm still a functioning member of society. America.
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
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