I was sitting behind this girl in class and she logged out of her facebook, hacked into her boyfriends, and then proceeded to check his inbox. This is why I'm single.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
He yelled "HERE COMES THE WARMTH" before he pissed his pants. In front of the whole party.
But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
I guess our biggest consolation is that we haven't woken up in a hottub with a dead dude. Yet.
despite the cops showing up at 8am, pre gaming groundhog day was my idea yet. and by pre gaming, i of course mean getting black out drunk by 7:30am
I'm doing the Macarena naked in my living room right now
I see you're taking unemployment seriously.
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
Swear to god you say cuddle bunny one more time and honest to god I will sacrifice a bunny on the hood of your car
I feel awkward giving career advice while naked
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
Were you citizens arresting people again last night?
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
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