I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
Worst relationship ever. Keep in mind I've dated two married chicks and a Mormon.
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
I told him id do anything with him and he said angry pirate? So I said okay. Never seeing him again.
What's an angry pirate?
You dont want to know. If someone offers say no. Never ever do the angry pirate. Ever.
Siri makes being stoned even easier. I don't even Have to type my texts myself
Though I typed a half of that one
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
I know it's going to be a good day because he didn't notice the bite mark on my butt.
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
dude wtf why are there forks in my wall
does "I AM MAGNETOOOO" ring any bells, because that was you for an entire hour last night
I'm getting drunk off Malibu and watching Drag Race and it's only 2 in the afternoon. I'm the poster child for sad gay men.
Randomize
