is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
If we have to be apart I understand. Being separated is probably best for our relationship now. I look forward to our booty calls.
whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes
Swear to god this chicks brother got let out of jail for the weekend for the sole purpose of cock blocking me
Is it penis luge time yet?
I totally left my shirt at your house. Also I think I high fived your cactus last night�
your sister totally cock blocked me last night don't even think about inviting her to taco night
We had sex in the morning in pregnant lady position. Like fuck me like the hott piece of ass that I am, not your wife of 7 years.
I had a dream about that dude. It was the first time I had a dream about him since the tryst.
The tryst?
The hookup. I like using sophisticated words for my foolish decisions. Makes me retain some dignity.
The cops wrote boobs in the police report. ...vandalism is our calling
His roommate walked in then asked "well did you at least finish". What a way to start your birthday
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
Omg I just looked in my purse from last night.. 10 bags of gummy bears.
we used a blowdryer last night to warm up our left over pizza..it worked perfectly at first..but then the chili powder got into his eyes..
Her oh Gods turned into oh god I shouldn't be doing this I'm engaged.
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