Successfully pulled the houdini tonight. Check that off my list.
we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
i didn't know falling asleep in the tbell line could get you a dui. Isn't everyone there stoned or drunk?
She whispered into my eat that she wanted me to fuck her while her parrot watched...
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
Just went trick or treating in my kitchen. Found chocolate and scotch. Happy fucking Halloween
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
Sorry, that was mean and I didn't mean it. I'm just mad at condoms
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
Fuck you and your fucking taquito's.
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
Don't worry about me. I am infinite.
Last night I drank three beers and threw up in a tree house. I am ashamed.
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