So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
Hippo gnu deer
i'm duct taped to my bed with a condom in my hand. something went wrong
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
Talking to a male stripper. About the LSAT. Only in Vegas.
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
Everybody shut up a minute, we need to discuss how much nicer the world would be if pants weren't a thing.
So I found out me and this guy I was drinking beer with tonight both got lactated on by the same stripper. We're milk brothers.
Roomie questionaires don't ask any of the important questions like "how do you feel about one night stands" and "will you judge me post-walk of shame"
I feel so bad for your roommate
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
I'm still, like... really stoked about not having any STDs
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
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