we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
the paramedic just looked at me like "you again?"
Getting wasted on top of a casino. My penis is so much higher than everyone else's right now.
I demanded respect from my fuck buddy. Drunk me is not fun.
That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
I can feel my liver begging me to stop.
Winning pick four numbers were just 6969... if I were 18 I could've won 20,000 dollars.
My ideal friend would be my dog as a drug dealer
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
Lets get drunk and then you just wraps me into a present because that sounds like fun after the past 3 glasses of wine I drank
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
You don't usually get feedback after a one night stand... But you hit it out of the park. I'm proud to call you a friend.
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
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