So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
She was so happy she found her sunglasses, that she blew me. Im now randomly hiding things of hers in hopes she'll find them and I'll get a repeat performance.
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
You should probably wake up already as I have yet another story for you. Teaser? Blood from knife wound. Tequila. Guitar hero. Kitchen counter. Lawyer.
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
Questioning the dried heart shaped nutella on my boobs. Valentines day has begun.
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
Naked chocolate chip pancake making. I just spilled mix all over the place. My boobs are covered in flour. This is not going well.
Ever since we've gotten back together, it's like the ghosts of booty call's past have been hitting me up. Lol.
not ubering you a puppy
I just realized, you're dating a guy named Jameson. That is another level of whiskey dick.
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