after everytime she pucked, she insisted on us all giving her high fives
my goal in life is to wake up with my underwear on
I wont be hard to find. Im wearing a darth vader mask and I have a megaphone.
I can count the number of hours she's been sober this weekend on one hand.
Are you available to help carry me into the house Monday?
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
he screamed PILLOW FIGHT and hit branden in the head with a pillow that had a fifth of vodka in it. then he asked why he wasnt laughing
foreskin is a definite game changer
she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
Like I've never seen her that drunk. She's usually like quiet and doesn't say she'll fuck someone on a futon
I forgot how easy it is to have sex in public when you're wearing a dress. Thank you global warming.
I've got the dick your vagina needs, but not the one it deserves right now.
Omphalophobia is a real thing. don't ever fucking touch my belly button again dude
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
My professor just paused class to answer a phone call from her dog. Im taking shots before this class from now on.
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