If one more person calls me a lesbian I am going to have to give you head in public.
This is getting ridiculous. See/touch her boobs=good day. Not see/not touch her boobs=bad day. I am legitimately depressed over the lack of tits in my hands right now.
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
I woke up with a piece of pizza duct taped too my hand and a paragraph written on my chest. Good night is say
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
I think he was trying to tie my clitoris in a knot with his tongue. So awful.
By the way I peed in a mug last night cause you were in the bathroom and im pretty sure it is still in the kitchen.
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
MIDGETS
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I biked home blackout drunk last night, but I have some memory of throwing my bike in a rage when I couldnt get it down the stairs. No idea on the bright orange puke in the sink.
There's a dude wearing a banana suit at the house across the street....
He said he doesn't "believe" in cuddling. Can you come get me?
You are now at the point where people no longer question whether or not you might be on drugs. They now know for certain that you are
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