so i did it. i barked while i was ejaculating. not a word was said by either of us afterwards.
so how much did i say i owed you?
$5 and a new fuck buddy.
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
Either I get my picture taken sitting on a fuckin pony, or I'm not coming.
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
You can't just hum the Jaws theme song when you pull down my pants.
His balls looked like two miss shaped chicken nuggets
I found him stumbling up to our building with a solo cup under his arm. . . He told me it was his favourite thing ever. He also told me hes never been drunk before.
dude throwing a golf cart off a pier is harder than it seems!
We need to step up our tailgating...they're here drinking out of a prosthetic leg
My usual answer of have sex with it doesn't work in this situation
I have invented a new game to play on campus. It's called "Mormons or Pledges?" It's fantastic.
When I go out tonight I need to make sure to be really good. The Easter bunny doesn't deliver to jail
like, by the end of my shift people were asking if I'd sobered up enough to take a drink order yet. that bad.
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
There's nothing wrong with using cocaine to keep my heart rate up in my fitness class.
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